LUCKY YOU, THOUGH! Yay!!!!!!
This was a rejection on Curse Me A Story.
Here it is:
(Sung to the tune of Gilligan’s Island Theme Song)
Oh Dearest Author of this tale,
A tale of a dreadful curse
It might have worked out for my list
And vampires would be worse
Unfortunately, I’ve got a heavy load,
And I can’t take any more on
Maybe if one of my clients dies
But by then, you’ll probably be gone. By then, you’ll probably be gone.
Your jokes were music to my ears
I nearly swallowed my tongue
If it weren’t for all those other clients….
Darn it… where’s my gun? Darn it… where’s my gun?
I’ve a list of victims now and you’ll be takin their place
Maybe this guy?
No, he’s so hot.
This millionaire or his wife?
The movie star?
The professor! He’s getting canned!
Soon you’ll make my list!!!
Until then… best regards,
Me
Love it. Did the agents also include a rejection?
ReplyDeleteYep... came with a small form rejection business card.
ReplyDeleteWendy, you are made of awesome.
ReplyDeleteHeard the music in my head as I read along! Great job with treating rejection in your own amusing creative way... :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Love the self-rejection. You are so creative.
ReplyDeleteYea! Another rejection! I know all those partials and fulls were getting you down. :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Rejection Day. I loved the song.
That's nice that some of them have a sense of humor!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha. LOVE it!
ReplyDeleteOf course, I couldn't just read that silently to myself. I had to sing it!
You really are made of awesome. :) Too funny. Plus, I finally perused your playlist over there on the right side, and am way pleased about "My Freeze Ray" and "Still Alive".
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